NECKDEX

Bullish from the neck up.

CURRENT NECK ALTITUDE6 FTBONDING — / LIVE

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0%NORMAL HUMAN NECK

10%LOCAL CONCERN

25%STRUCTURAL CONCERN

40%ENGINEERS ARE WORRIED

50%FAA NOTIFIED

69%CERVICAL SINGULARITY

80%LOW EARTH NECK

90%MOON CLEARANCE REQUESTED

100%THE NECK HAS BONDED

LIVE / 0%